Please note: I am lazy and often forget to update.
The most up-to-date catalog of publications
will likely be found in my CV.
The Spooky Japanese Girl is There for You, for McSweeney's."Souvenirs from Ganymede." River Teeth. (Forthcoming.)
"Divers." West Branch. (Forthcoming.)
The Coca-Cola Executive in the Zapatoca Outhouse. Conjunctions. 28 January 2007.
"Correspondences Between the Lower World and Old Men in Pinstripe Suits." Interim. Issue 25: Spring 2007.
The Lead Singer is Distracting Me, for McSweeney's.
Your Significant Other's Kitten Poster & Liner Notes for Renegade: The Director's Opening Sequence for the Spring 2006 issue of Sceal.
Translating an Affair: A Comparison of the Two Official Lolita Spanish Translations. Southeast Conference on Foreign Languages and Literature 2006. Stetson University. 2006 March 2-6.
"Roadblock" for Glimmer Train. Issue 58: Spring 2006.
"Divers," a sonnet set to music by Moya Henderson. Performed on 9 April 2006 by Fiona Chatwin and the Happy Vegemites at the University of California, San Diego.
"Machulín in L.A." for the Santa Monica Review. Fall 2004.
Hobbledehoydom, for The Morning News.
An Important Message from Mephistopheles, Servant of the Prince of the Devils, From his Condo in Boca Raton for McSweeney's.
The Person We Want, for Professor Akiko Nakata's Nabokov Festschrift.
On Messing Around While Sober, for Public Scrutiny.
Errands, for the third print issue of Pindeldyboz.
Treatment, for the web incarnation of Pindeldyboz.
Treaty, for the web incarnation of Pindeldyboz.
My Sister's Knees, for the first print issue of Pindeldyboz. (Also available via Amazon.)
Some Things That Have Gone Wrong With My Techno-Thriller, for McSweeney's.
Data Entry, for The Second Hand.
Strangers on Vacation: Snapshots, for McSweeney's.
The Women who Talk to Themselves, for Pindeldyboz.
After the End of the World: A Capsule Review, for McSweeney's.
Customer Service at the Karaoke Don Quixote, for McSweeney's.
Tag Team Orientation Seminar in the Wilderness of Hope, MN, a short piece for Pindeldyboz.
Last Minute Installation Ideas, a list for McSweeney's.
Strobe, a novel, via Xlibris.
Forsaken, the Crew Awaited News From the People Below, a short story for McSweeney's.
Gulps, a short story for Savoy.
Backlight, a short story for The Cypress Dome.
fragments
Various bits of prose are available here. They have since been heavily revised, or they have been forgotten, or they have been heavily revised and subsequently forgotten. Sorry.
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